Archive for the ‘Time Wasters’ Category

More Freaky Russians

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On August - 24 - 2010

Argh! How much it would suck to be his off-spring. “What would you like me to throw at you tonight? Knives or darts?”

This Russian guy is a policeman with a penchant for playing like Carney Folk. Oh contrare! Take a look at the video to see what he subjects his two daughters too.

True – the mind is such a malleable object and pain is subjectable; therefore it makes sense that one can learn to ‘control’ the pain response. However…holy crap. I for one would not like to be his human dart-board, or sideshow cohort. Ouchy.

Unhappy Hipsters – Rich People and Clinical Living

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On July - 31 - 2010

I remember liking this blog when it first started. And least it seems to be updated with much more regularity these days.

Sarcasm meets the modern world. A nice deconstruction.

So despite the term ‘hipster’ being used these days as a general reference to tight-jean wearing, educated, artsy, anaemic types, this blog is not about that kinda hipster.
It depicts house owners in their uber-modern abodes, generally ripped from the pages of Dwell magazine, somewhat recontextualised with witty comments.

All screenshots are examples from the Unappy Hipsters site. Click ‘em to see details and captions.

http://unhappyhipsters.com




Best Safety Video Ever!

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On March - 24 - 2010

As if this German Forklift Safety video isn’t the best safety video ever!!!!!!

I’m sure the script writer was channelling Monty Python (or taking acid) when he concocted this one. CLASSIC! It’s Gold…

Oh Klaus – when will you everĀ  learn??

If you want an English dubbed version with a few embellishments, then click here.

Random Animations: Number 56

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On March - 18 - 2010

Ok today’s post is an example of simple, but effective animation.

Rejected – Best Oscar Award Winner Movie

Goes for 10 minutes so you may want to watch it when you have a Smoko – do these excuses for breaks even exist anymore, or is there a workplace ban on them too? Make sure you catch the end where it gets more creative ;-)

Death Star Canteen

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On March - 11 - 2010

OK so it’s an oldie but a goodie. Oh to have the time on my hands to do my own creative ventures… :roll: Soon darlings, soon…

The Oatmeal – why it’s better to read than eat

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On March - 4 - 2010

Today’s offering is a link to a website I like to check out every so often during “rendering time”… Meet Mathew Inman. A nutty web nerd who makes great cartoons, comics, quizzes and silly shit that is really entertaining.

Why? Cuz even a workhorse designer needs some humor in his/her/its life occasionally, and this guy makes me laugh.

I only need to post one link as there is enough on his site to keep you entertained for some time. Providing you have a sense of humor of course…

www.theoatmeal.com

Some of the appropriate-to-me comics are included the following:

Creative Skateboard Tetris

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On February - 27 - 2010

I realise i’ve been rather busy of late – pre-occupied with getting better :oops: and managing an ever growing To-Do-List (yes, i really do love my Lists :lol: ). So these posts are more a general collection of “stuff” I stumble across on the interwebs.

Oh well…something’s better than nothing, right? Here’s a short clip with a bunch of downhill skaters, each with neon Tetris shapes on their heads. The aerial view is kinda cool in a cheap thrills kinda way. But i like the idea.


skater

Timewasters: Nudge Online Music Widget

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On September - 1 - 2009

If you are looking for ways to waste time, perhaps you could at least do it creatively.

Check out this fun little audio widget called Nudge.

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Time-Wasters: Randomness of the Wiki

Posted by The Design Assassin (Admin) On February - 11 - 2009
Full Of Hot Air. Just like this post...

99 Luft Balons - Full Of Hot Air. Just like this post...

Got time to kill while you download massive files over the interwebs? Instead of surfing the net aimlessly, you could at least learn something random.

Click this link to read a
Random Article from Wikipedia


And in doing that myself I learnt everything I never wanted to know about the London International Hot Air Balloon Festival. WOW – I am well and truly rivotted.


So. There you have it – another meaningless post about nothing. Now your life is completely changed.


Link this URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Randompage in your own page.

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